September 20, 2014
Well, that’s… interesting. #DC #uni (at Florida Ave)

Well, that’s… interesting. #DC #uni (at Florida Ave)

September 17, 2014
laughhard:

My sister is getting married and this is her save the date..

laughhard:

My sister is getting married and this is her save the date..

laughhard:

I am a photographer. This happened during a shoot this weekend. I call it, “Fatherhood.”

laughhard:

I am a photographer. This happened during a shoot this weekend. I call it, “Fatherhood.”

September 16, 2014

(Source: maxstreicher.com, via surcharges-barkley)

August 24, 2014
malformalady:

A red banana is a banana with a distinctive red to purple skin, rather than the more conventional yellow. These bananas originate in Costa Rica, where they are extremely popular, and they are widely eaten in other parts of Central America. The skin of a red banana may be anywhere from dark red to almost purple, and the flesh is cream to slightly pink in color.

On a traffic light green means ‘go’ and yellow means ‘yield’, but on a banana it’s just the opposite. Green means ‘hold on,’ yellow means ‘go ahead,’ and red means, ‘where the hell did you get that banana at?’
— Mitch Hedberg

malformalady:

A red banana is a banana with a distinctive red to purple skin, rather than the more conventional yellow. These bananas originate in Costa Rica, where they are extremely popular, and they are widely eaten in other parts of Central America. The skin of a red banana may be anywhere from dark red to almost purple, and the flesh is cream to slightly pink in color.

On a traffic light green means ‘go’ and yellow means ‘yield’, but on a banana it’s just the opposite. Green means ‘hold on,’ yellow means ‘go ahead,’ and red means, ‘where the hell did you get that banana at?’

— Mitch Hedberg

August 14, 2014
10 years ago I married this beauty. 7 addresses. 3 states. 2 kids. So glad she said yes! #10YearAnniversary #WhelpleysEst2004 #814 #august14 (at Whelpland)

10 years ago I married this beauty. 7 addresses. 3 states. 2 kids. So glad she said yes! #10YearAnniversary #WhelpleysEst2004 #814 #august14 (at Whelpland)

August 11, 2014

i-wouldnt-even-question-it:

My man.

That eye roll in the last panel.

(via medievalpoc)

August 9, 2014
tastefullyoffensive:

[@emmkaff]

tastefullyoffensive:

[@emmkaff]

July 15, 2014

surcharges-barkley:

blasturbater5000:

drugsareradmkay:

ill-be-y0ur-safety:

standhaft:

the-universe-of-justin:

Did Disney think Floridians were some alien race or something.

We are

too accurate 

Yes we are

goddamn it.

Not Floridian, but who the fuck puts PB and J on the same slice?!

Let me blow your mind. Disney shows, like this, are produced IN FLORIDA.

(Source: just1nbartl3y)

I JUST FOUND A FULL KEG OF FRESH BEER ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!! (at Apex, NC)

I JUST FOUND A FULL KEG OF FRESH BEER ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!! (at Apex, NC)

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